Tune Tuner Gifts

There are lots of great songs about cities, San Francisco, New York, Chicago, Oswego

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

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'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

A souped up car...

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Sportsman and music

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Trumpet

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

Straightening up.

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Predatory Pianos.

Piano tuner with an assistant.

They changed their tunes.

Those microphones sound great

What's that fish doing up there? Didn't you tell me to send for a piano tuna?

'OK start her up!'

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

A tuner - not a tuna.