Piano Tuner Gifts

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

'Randal darling. The piano tuna's here.'

'OK start her up!'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Predatory Pianos.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'Ok start her up!'

Piano tuner with an assistant.

A tuner - not a tuna.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"And when did you decide to become a piano tuna?"

Piano Tuna!

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

'But I thought your ad for a tune-up meant ...'

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Piano Tuners. You broke a wire. That'll cost you a c-note!

What's that fish doing up there? Didn't you tell me to send for a piano tuna?

"This time I'm going to teach you how to tune it yourself."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

A souped up car...

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Raw Piano Bar

Sportsman and music

'Elton John'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Awesome!'

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."

Trumpet

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'