Piano Tuning Gifts

A planet like ours - desert piano tuner.

"This time I'm going to teach you how to tune it yourself."

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Frederic Chopin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Take me to you lieder.'

Edvard Grieg

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Angel Music

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Serenading

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'