Piano Tuning Gifts

A planet like ours - desert piano tuner.

"This time I'm going to teach you how to tune it yourself."

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Frederic Chopin

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

'Take me to you lieder.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Edvard Grieg

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'My love is like a red red rose...'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Angel Music

Serenading

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

"A gentleman would offer his seat."