Piano Maker Gifts

'Awesome!'

Piano Shop.

Raw Piano Bar

Dueling Pianos

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Allegro con molto espresso

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Frederic Chopin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Take me to you lieder.'

Edvard Grieg

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Angel Music

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'My love is like a red red rose...'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Serenading

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.