Piano Bar Fan Gifts

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Romantic Violinist.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Blues Night.

Angel and Devil Music.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'After hours at the piano lab.'

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

Aaron Copland.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

Percy Grainger.

Team Bass

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"Get lost, you bum!"

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

Scotsman playing the fiddle.

"I hope they don't sit here they always try to set me off."

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

'Go ahead and have another candy bar. Adults say they want us to lose weight, but they're always trying to hide behind us. This will make it easier for them.'

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

Omaha's voice of reason.