Piano Bar Fan Mugs

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Romantic Violinist.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Elton John'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

Angel and Devil Music.

Blues Night.

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

'After hours at the piano lab.'

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

Aaron Copland.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

Percy Grainger.

Team Bass

The Mother Goose Report. Nursery Rhyme Weather Channel. Rhymeville. High Diddle Diddle. Low Diddle Diddle. And with this "high" moving in, you can expect weird things like a cat with a fiddle and a cow jumping over the moon.

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"Get lost, you bum!"

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

Scotsman playing the fiddle.

"I hope they don't sit here they always try to set me off."

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

'Go ahead and have another candy bar. Adults say they want us to lose weight, but they're always trying to hide behind us. This will make it easier for them.'

'I will now perform 'Sonata for piano bar in D major' '.