Piano Fans Mugs

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Frederic Chopin

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Serenading

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Sergei Taneyev

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Music at Home Pt. 1

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

The Month of August

Cesar Franck

Louise Farrenc

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Elton John

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Elton John

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Nocturne