Piano Lovers Mugs

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

101 uses of a dead cat: piano stand.

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Fun (circa 1955)

The Death Of Venus

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Edvard Grieg

Angel Music

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Cesar Franck

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Sergei Taneyev

Louise Farrenc

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Music at Home Pt. 1

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Around the piano