Piano Buffs Mugs

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Piano Keyboard

Frederic Chopin

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Fun (circa 1955)

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'Ugh Not Again!'

Doggy conductor

Robert Schumann

'We had to donwsize.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Sergei Taneyev

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1