Piano Lovers Pillows

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

101 uses of a dead cat: piano stand.

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Fun (circa 1955)

The Death Of Venus

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Edvard Grieg

Serenading

Angel Music

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Music at Home Pt. 1

Elton John

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Louise Farrenc

Sergei Taneyev

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Cesar Franck

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'