Piano Manufacturer Gifts

'Awesome!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Allegro con molto espresso

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'Take me to you lieder.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Edvard Grieg

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Angel Music

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'My love is like a red red rose...'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.