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'Awesome!'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Allegro con molto espresso

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Frederic Chopin

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'Take me to you lieder.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Edvard Grieg

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Angel Music

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Serenading

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.