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"Wrong address. You want the place next door."

'OK start her up!'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."

A tuner - not a tuna.

'...all that and more after the break, so stay tuned!'

'Awesome!'

Pianist Fraud

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

Man playing piano discovers piano feet are actually human feet

Allegro con molto espresso

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

What's that fish doing up there? Didn't you tell me to send for a piano tuna?

"One of our smallest but, given the right care, it could grow to 7 feet, maybe more..."

Pianist bowing with his piano.

Baby Piano

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano Recital

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Radiator jazz player