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"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'Ugh Not Again!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"This next song's about pain."

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

Hammering Away

"Don't you think this is a bit much for the first lesson."

Taste in 1854 - Villikins and his Dinah in the Drawing Room

Man manages to look at woman's feet while playing the piano by sawing a piece of piano off

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Camille Saint-Saens

'He left a suicide note.'

Thomas Dorsey.

Concert pianist.

'Be sure to tell all your friends how much you enjoy these lessons.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Ludwig von Beethoven

Piano Recital

Wilhelm Wagner.

Franz Liszt.

'When Bach does this we call it a fugue. It's like your wife banging on about the same thing, day after day.'

Sergei Prokofiev

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

All I know is he needs it to unwind.

Play it again, Sam.

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

"Called to the piano bar again, you naughty boy?"

Pianist.

'He's writing two concertos and a sonata - that should keep him of the streets.'

'Yes, they delivered the piano, but I should warn you about something.'

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

Piano Four Extremities.