Piano Appreciator T-Shirts

Fun (circa 1955)

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Piano costume

The Illiterate's Club.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

'Ugh Not Again!'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Men dancing

Sergei Taneyev

Louise Farrenc

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"You're welcome."

Nocturne

Musician

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Edvard Grieg.

Elton John

Dave Brubeck