Piano Enthusiast Gifts

"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'Ugh Not Again!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Elton John

Pianist Envy.

"This next song's about pain."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

Hammering Away

"Don't you think this is a bit much for the first lesson."

Thomas Dorsey.

Man manages to look at woman's feet while playing the piano by sawing a piece of piano off

'Be sure to tell all your friends how much you enjoy these lessons.'

Taste in 1854 - Villikins and his Dinah in the Drawing Room

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Concert pianist.

'He left a suicide note.'

Camille Saint-Saens

Benjamin Britten

Play it again, Sam.

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Wilhelm Wagner.

Franz Liszt.

'He's writing two concertos and a sonata - that should keep him of the streets.'

Pianist.

Sergei Prokofiev

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

'Yes, they delivered the piano, but I should warn you about something.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

Alicia Keys

'When Bach does this we call it a fugue. It's like your wife banging on about the same thing, day after day.'

"Called to the piano bar again, you naughty boy?"