Pianos Gifts

'OK start her up!'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

A tuner - not a tuna.

'...all that and more after the break, so stay tuned!'

'Awesome!'

Pianist Fraud

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

Man playing piano discovers piano feet are actually human feet

Allegro con molto espresso

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"One of our smallest but, given the right care, it could grow to 7 feet, maybe more..."

Pianist bowing with his piano.

Baby Piano

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano Recital

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Piano Keyboard

Frederic Chopin

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

A baby playing on a grand piano