Piano Players Gifts

Baby Piano

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Allegro con molto espresso

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Frederic Chopin

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Piano Keyboard

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

'Take me to you lieder.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus