Piano Players Gifts

Elton John

Baby Piano

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Concert Pianist.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano Recital

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Radiator jazz player

Frederic Chopin

A baby playing on a grand piano

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Piano Keyboard

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

'Take me to you lieder.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."