Piano Playing Gifts

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'Ugh Not Again!'

"This next song's about pain."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Music ideas/inspiration.

Predatory Pianos.

'He left a suicide note.'

"Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a fifth of...no, that's not gonna work."

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

Leonard Bernstein

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Man manages to look at woman's feet while playing the piano by sawing a piece of piano off

'Those strings are made out of WHAT?'

Piano Four Extremities.

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

A German pianist.

A piano with female legs.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Lovers playing the piano

Music Lesson

Camille Saint-Saens

Piano Keyboard

Frederic Chopin

Cat at the piano

'Tuna's here John.'

Nina Simone

Piano player chasing after a lost note

Pianorobics.

'This one's for the cheap b*****d who just tipped me a quarter.'

'Moon, June...'

'This next song goes out to my great-great grandfather, whose tusks I'm playing on.'

F. Chopin