Piano Playing Mugs

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'Ugh Not Again!'

"This next song's about pain."

Music ideas/inspiration.

Man manages to look at woman's feet while playing the piano by sawing a piece of piano off

Predatory Pianos.

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'He left a suicide note.'

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

'Those strings are made out of WHAT?'

Piano Four Extremities.

A German pianist.

Piano player chasing after a lost note

'Tuna's here John.'

Frederic Chopin

Pianorobics.

'This one's for the cheap b*****d who just tipped me a quarter.'

'Moon, June...'

'This next song goes out to my great-great grandfather, whose tusks I'm playing on.'

F. Chopin

Piano Keyboard

Music Lesson

Camille Saint-Saens

Lovers playing the piano

A baby playing on a grand piano

Cat at the piano

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

A piano with female legs.

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

"I could live with an 'Unfinished Symphony', but you never got started..."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Firemen rescuing a piano.

Jerry Lordan