Piano Player Gifts

'Pianissimo, pianissimo!'

"Keep it up Kevin, you're really improving."

Edvard Grieg

'...and now I will sing Schumann's lovely...'

'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'

"Er, you do realise, of course, that I'm a doctor of music"

'Sweetie, don't play with that. It was very expensive.'

'Misfortune Cookies: A piano will fall on your motorcycle in the near future.'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Cat trying to catch the musical notes coming from a piano

'Yes that's my husband. I recognize his lucky cap.'

Fighting off the cat

Sir Elton John

Alicia Keys

Bach in five mins.

Let's get totally... Brahms and Liszt.

Share the thrills of the Moonlight Sonata with the new Head-Mounted-Pro-Stunt-MusicSport-Camcorder.

Freddie Mercury

"Stop Covid."

Angel Music

"This next piece is also allegro."

An Ottawa Christmas

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

Dmitri Shostakovich

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

Eelton John

A family choir

"For my next trick, I will make this piano my parents left me disappear by finding someone in the area who actually wants a piano, has a truck, and will pick it up for free."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"I didn’t know you could play."

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

Baby Piano

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"