Instrument Maker T-Shirts

My other viola is a Stradivari.

The Invention of Bagpipes

No Instruments Please

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

A Symphony of Penguins

Baby Piano

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Cycling with a harp case

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Quartet.

Timpani.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Didgeridoo

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Cello Concert

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

King of Music.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'Ugh Not Again!'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'