Instrument Maker Pillows

My other viola is a Stradivari.

The Invention of Bagpipes

No Instruments Please

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

A Symphony of Penguins

Baby Piano

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

I love my Timpani

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Cycling with a harp case

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Radiator jazz player

Chano Pozo,

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Timpani.

Quartet.

Liam Gallagher.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Didgeridoo

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Mark Knopfler.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

King of Music.

Cello Concert

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'