Instrument Enthusiasts Pillows

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

'It used to be about the music man.' - According to his peers, the tambourine guy has sold out.

Small Man Playing a Cello

Busking Elephant

"It was all of them? Are you sure it wasn't just one who played the offensive music, ma'am?

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

No Elgar!

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

King of Music.

Cello Concert

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Luthier

Mexican Serenade.

Campground Conductor

Red hot little combo

Cellist

I love Harmonica

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musicians on a beach

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'