Musical Instrument Maker Pillows

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

A Symphony of Penguins

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Baby Piano

Marimba

Guitarist

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

I love my Timpani

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Cycling with a harp case

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano Recital

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Guitar Man.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Artist and Musician

Musical notes bubble gum.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Music downloads

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference