Musical Instrument Maker Prints

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

A Symphony of Penguins

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Baby Piano

Guitarist

Marimba

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

I love my Timpani

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cycling with a harp case

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano Recital

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Chano Pozo,

Radiator jazz player

Music downloads

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Eric Clapton.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

New music conference

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.