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Robert Fripp

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"This next one's another oldie."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

New music conference

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."