Guitar Maker Mugs

Luthier

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

New music conference

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Tong!"

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."