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Aaron Copland.

"Calling the piano a black thing on three legs - that's incitement of racial hatred, mocking a disability and harassing an instrument."

Italica

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Tina Turner

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Music at Home Pt. 1

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Cool hand... Uke

Cesar Franck

Louise Farrenc

Sergei Taneyev

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'