Tooth Tune Enthusiast Gifts

As a lighthearted way of greeting patients, Dr. Alex Liu played 'Chattanooga Choo Choo' on their teeth before each dental procedure.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Yehudi Menuhin.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Dentristry medicine.'

"You definately have a musical ear"

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

Two musicians

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.