Tooth Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'UR1, ok, UR2, ok, UR3, ok, UR4, LOL . . .'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Dentimony.

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'