Tooth Cleaning Enthusiasts Gifts

Adventures in Flossing

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Toothbrush Romance

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Dentists on Holiday

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

Dentists who do appendectomies.