Tooth Tech Enthusiasts Gifts

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Toothbrush Romance

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'Dentristry medicine.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'