Tooth Tech Enthusiasts Gifts

To trim costs, Dr. Vermier began examining his dental patients via Web cam.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Toothbrush Romance

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

'Dentristry medicine.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...