Teeth Aficionados Gifts

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothbrush Romance

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

'Dentristry medicine.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'