Teeth Aficionados Gifts

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothbrush Romance

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'Dentristry medicine.'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'