Tooth Story Enthusiasts Gifts

'Does your tooth still ache?'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Dentists on Holiday

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"Remember toothache!!!"

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'Dentristry medicine.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'