Tooth Tales Enthusiast Gifts

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Calcium Deposits.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"Remember toothache!!!"

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

Pollution Teeth

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'