Tooth Tale Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh! Yes doctor, that tooth, that's the one, yeees, there!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"Remember toothache!!!"

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'Dentristry medicine.'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

'I love this place. Who else provides the little birdies to clean our teeth!'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

A beaver with his false teeth in a glass.