Tooth Tale Enthusiasts Gifts

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"Remember toothache!!!"

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"Has being a dentist influenced the way you relate to people?"

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'This is going to be a level three.'

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

Dentist.

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

A beaver with his false teeth in a glass.

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'