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'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"Remember toothache!!!"

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"Has being a dentist influenced the way you relate to people?"

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'This is going to be a level three.'

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

A beaver with his false teeth in a glass.

Dentist.

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

Nah, the tooth fairy only visits kids - my name's Ginger Vitis.

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.