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Dentist.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

"Remember toothache!!!"

Brothers Grimm

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Tooth

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."

Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

"Your teeth are perfect, but your gums will have to come out."

'Oh! Yes doctor, that tooth, that's the one, yeees, there!'

"Do you like your new false teeth?"

Hou Yi

'Does your tooth still ache?'

'Was it you who screamed?' 'No the dentist.'

'She reminds me of a toothache I once had.'

"Yes, it's true: My big brother has actually seen rain!"

"Aesop, schmaesop."

'How bad is the filling?'

"I've just had all my teeth removed. . . Never Again!!"