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'Was it you who screamed?' 'No the dentist.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Tooth fairy pays with card

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

"Remember toothache!!!"

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

"Read me that new turtle book that's getting all the buzz."

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

"God is out to get me."

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

A beaver with his false teeth in a glass.

Dentist.

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth