Tooth Story Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Does your tooth still ache?'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Dentists on Holiday

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Remember toothache!!!"

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Dentristry medicine.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'