Tooth Tale Lovers Gifts

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Calcium Deposits.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"Remember toothache!!!"

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

"Has being a dentist influenced the way you relate to people?"