Tooth Fairytale Lover Gifts

"Your teeth are perfect, but your gums will have to come out."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."

Veterinary Dentist.

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'