Tooth Fairy Aficionado Gifts

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' - 'Be patient, I'm coming to it.'

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

Before I go in and clean your teeth, I want you to have a mint...

Dentist Row

Woman watering teeth in a jawbone.

Dentist touches a nerve.

A beaver with his false teeth in a glass.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Gossiping Teeth

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

'My, what periodontal disease you suffer from.'

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!