Tooth Fairy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Child asking for braces from Santa.

Nah, the tooth fairy only visits kids - my name's Ginger Vitis.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Biggest cavity.' 'Bigest cavity.' Echo

'I find your sense of professional defeatism strangely comforting.'

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

'Whoooeee. He has serious pyorrhea alveolaris.'

Tooth fairy telling new students that she is the Head of Dentistry at their University

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Anaesthetic is a big hammer on the NHS.'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

"We have a great dental plan if you believe in the tooth fairy!"

The Cavity Fairy

"Has being a dentist influenced the way you relate to people?"

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"My kids are wild but at least they have good dental hygiene. I taught them to brush after every temper tantrum."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

'My dentist recommended it.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "