Tooth Fairy Aficionados Gifts

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

'False Teeth in-tray.' 'Extractions Out-tray.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."