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'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

'False Teeth in-tray.' 'Extractions Out-tray.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Calcium Deposits.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'