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The Toothless Fairy

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'I'm really sorry, Kandlewood, but we've had some reductions in our dental plan.'

'Did you ever notice that Grandpa grinds his teeth when he sleeps.'

"I just found out what braces cost."

Sensitive Teeth

"I hope she doesn't notice that I forgot to floss."

"My friend Janet brushed all the time and her teeth STILL fell out. She was only six!"

Family Dentistry

'All Eddie Wilson wants for Christmas is his two front teeth.'

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'I've broken a tooth.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'Why not invest that money in 'Tooth Fairy PLC'? Send for a prospectus now.'

'After I got money for my last baby tooth, I knew I needed a new income stream.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'Oh My Gawd.'

Tooth

'My brother lost all his teeth last night. .. He slept with his head under the pillow.'

Man Sees Bird Cleaning Friend's Teeth

Dental healthcare plan for client with rotten teeth.

Will work for dental plan.

'I still have all my own teeth!'

'I'll trade you this shiny new dime for the future rights to you baby teeth.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

The Tooth Fairy

You DID hit a nerve, doctor!'

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

"I'm going to be rich, sis! Tonight I'm going to put grandma's false teeth under my pillow for the tooth fairy!"

"I've come for your teeth."

"Oh no! It's the militant wing of the Dentists' Union!"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."