Tooth Fairy Fanatics Gifts

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."